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Without further ado, the Dumbo Revue of "Snakes on a Plane." This will be LJ cut because it contains SPOILERS and also because now Carolyn doesn't have to read it and kick my ass.

( MFing Snakes On an MF Plane )

Saw "Jarhead" the other night; the one where I felt all fucked up afterwards. This had nothing to do with the movie, just with the general state of malaise that attaches itself around christmas. I hate christmas.

Anyways, here's the DUMBO REVUE of Jarhead:

Swofford: OK I AM A SNIPER SCOUT I HOPE I GET TO KILL SOMETHING
THE END.

Saw Doom. Here's how it goes.

( DOOM Dumbo Revue )

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